Desire – 2 berth Mercedes-Benz Sprinter MWB campervan

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HOUSE RULES

Fuel: Full where possible – return it with the amount you were given. Simple.

Water: Full where possible. No need to drain.

Smoking: No smoking inside. You'll smell it forever, so please don't.

Pets: Prior arrangement only. Never left alone. Extra cleaning fee may apply.

Toilet cassette: Please empty before return. If not emptied or misused, a £300 fee will be charged to cover the deep cleaning, sanitisation, and deodorising required to make the van safe for the next hirer.

Breakages & Issues: Things happen! If anything breaks or stops working, give me a shout immediately. I'm always happy to assist. Please don't hide it or try to fix structural/electrical things yourself.

Mileage: 1500 miles per week included. Need more? Just ask.

Return condition: Lived-in is fine. Crumbs or footprints? No drama. Just remove bin bags and dirty dishes. I'll handle the deep clean.

Included: Sheets, towels, plus complimentary tea and espresso pods to get you started (note: this is a starter pack, not a full trip's supply). Shout before collection if you need anything else.

Late Returns: Standard drop-off 11am. 2-hour grace – return by 1pm, no charge. 1pm-4pm: £45 late fee. After 4pm: full daily rate. I'm flexible if no booking after you – just let me know.

Electrical: 12V sockets and USB ports are for charging phones. For higher-power appliances (kettle, coffee machine, water heater), you MUST use shore power or have the engine running. Otherwise, the inverter will trip and the battery will drain quickly.

Pick-up/Drop-off: Central London, Victoria – 5 mins from station. Same area for return.

Driving, Fines & ULEZ: Van is Euro 4 (not ULEZ compliant). I cover London ULEZ strictly for collection & return days ONLY. Other London days, clean air zones, tolls, and PCNs are 100% your responsibility. Check routes beforehand, but if unsure, give me a shout!

The golden rule: Treat it like your own. It's my home, but I want you to feel it's yours for the trip.