Desire – 2 berth Mercedes-Benz Sprinter MWB campervan

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HOUSE RULES

Fuel: Diesel tank supplied full. Please return full. Simple.

Water: Fresh water tank topped up before departure. Please drain before return (or leave empty—just let me know).

Smoking: Strictly no smoking inside. You'll smell it forever.

Pets: By prior arrangement only. Must be well-behaved and not left unattended in the van. Extra cleaning charge may apply.

Toilet cassette: Please empty before return. If you'd rather not, let me know and I'll sort it—small fee applies.

Mileage: 1500 miles per week included. Fair usage policy beyond that—just ask if you need more.

Return condition: Please return clean-ish. Spillages, crumbs, muddy footprints all fine—I expect it to be lived in. Just don't leave bin bags or dirty dishes. I'll handle the deep clean.

What's included: Sheets, towels, espresso pods etc available on request. Just ask before collection.

Departure/return times: Flexible where possible. Just communicate.

Pick-up & return location: The van lives in central London with a resident parking permit. Collection and return must be from the same agreed area unless other arrangements are made in advance. If you need a different pick-up or drop-off point, just ask—I'm open to it, but I'll need to factor in time and any charges on my side.

ULEZ & EMISSIONS ZONES: The van is Euro 4 so not Ulez compliant. I'll cover the Ulez charges for the collection and return days so you can pick up and drop off stress-free. If you're planning to drive into other emissions zones (Bath, Bristol, Birmingham etc), those charges are down to you—same as any hire company. If you're unsure or want to visit somewhere with restrictions, give me a heads-up in advance and we can work something out. Some boroughs need payment within 24 hours, so a quick message helps us both avoid any fines.

The golden rule: Treat it like your own. It's my home, but I want you to feel like it's yours